The stand up comic's instructions letra

Get em laughing - keep em there,
You hold your own and theyll hold theirs,
Hold their glasses - cant hold their beer
Tell em the one about the fucking queer.
Do the one that always works,
bout the lazy blacks that dont like work,
And once you got em, keep em there
Raise their spirits! raise their cheer!

Do that one that never fails,
bout the gang of white thugs and the asian male,
And once you got em, theyll be with you!
See this lots loyal, through and through.

Tell irish jokes and you cant miss,
Do the building site one and how theyre all thick.
Keep em laughing - youll have it made,
Were a friendly lot and youll be well paid.

But keep em laughing dont let it stop
Or the truth might catch up and spoil the plot.

The Style Council - Letras

• A Casual Affair
• A Gospel
• A Man of Great Promise
• A Solid Bond in Your Heart
• A Stones Throw Away
• A Woman's Song
• All Gone Away
• All year round
• Angel
• April's Fool
• Big Boss Groove
• Bloodsports
• Blue Cafe
• Boy Who Cried Wolf
• Call me
• Changing of The Guard
• Come to Milton Keynes
• Confessions 1, 2 3
• Confessions of a Pop Group
• Council Meetin'
• Down in The Seine
• Dropping Bombs On The White House
• Everybody's on The Run
• Fairy Tales
• Francoise
• Ghosts of Dachau
• Have You Ever Had It Blue
• Headstart for Happiness
• Heaven's above
• Here's One That Got Away
• Homebreakers
• How She Threw It All Away
• I Ain't Goin' Under
• I am leaving
• In Love for The First Time
• Internationalists
• It Didn't Matter
• It Just Came to Pieces in My Hands
• It's a Very Deep Sea
• Iwasadoledadstoyboy
• Life at a Top Peoples Health Farm
• Long Hot Summer
• Love Pains
• Luck
• Me Ship Came In!
• Mick's Blessings
• Money-go-round
• Move on up
• Mr. Cool's Dream
• My Ever Changing Moods
• My Very Good Friend
• Night after night
• Party chambers
• Promised Land
• Right to go
• Shout To The Top!
• Solid Bond in Your Heart
• Soul deep (Bert Bevan's remix)
• Speak Like a Child
• Spin driftin'
• Spring, summer, autumn
• Strength Of Your Nature
• Sweet loving ways
• The Cost of Loving
• The gardener of eden
• The lodger's
• The Paris Match
• The Piccadilly trail
• The stand up comic's instructions
• The Story of Someone's Shoe
• The whole point II
• The Whole Point of No Return
• Waiting
• Waiting on a connection
• Walking the night
• Walls Come Tumbling Down
• Wanted
• Who Will Buy?
• Why I went Missing
• With Everything To Lose
• You're The Best Thing